WALTER DAY If you wanna play games that were only built before 1985 Come to the FunSpot It's the one spot To set a record and to do it live! I've never made any eye contact With a human woman and that's a fact But I don't give a tinker's damn I can be who I am at the FunSpot! I don’t have friends, unlike my peers, Don't smoke, do drugs, and don't drink beers At parties they say I’m a bore So I high score At the FunSpot! ALL At the FunSpot it's the one spot! Galaga and Centipede You're the only friends I need! WALTER DAY Q*bert, you can be my wife FunSpot you're my life When I come home from the 'Spot Q*bert'll have my dinner hot And rub my calloused trackball hand Then we'll head to bed and have sex in your nose... Anyway. I’m the one who referees For my group, Twin Galaxies I’m the grand designer Twin Galaxies was birthed from my manginer BRIAN KUH Who needs love? MARK ALPIGER Who needs friends? GREG BOND Or a job? WALTER DAY Or a house? ALL When you've got The FunSpot! Who needs money? Who needs cars, Or a kid, Or a spouse? When you've got The FunSpot! And Dig Dug, Frogger, Pac-Man, Joust! WALTER DAY But the most impossibly difficult game to play Is the dragon that every shining knight wants to slay It's absolutely brutal, make no mistake It's left a trail of corpses in its wake It's Donkey Kong GREG BOND Donkey Kong is the first game to feature Mario, though his original name was Jump-Man! ALL Fun Fact at the Fun Spot! MARK ALPIGER Only one percent of gamers have ever made it past the 3rd elevator stage of Donkey Kong, making it the most difficult arcade game in history! ALL Fun Fact at the Fun Spot! BRIAN KUH Not a lot of people know this, but the ball on the end of Donkey Kong's joystick fits perfectly inside my anus! Fun Fact at the Fun... ALL If you wanna play games like Space Invaders, Asteroids and Pong Come to the FunSpot it's the one spot to set a record and play Donkey Kong! FunSpot!