King of Kong: The Unauthorized Musical

by Davis & Sons

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An unauthorized parody of the documentary "King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters."

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released August 6, 2013

Written by Davis & Sons
Book by Joe Chandler, Matthew Patrick Davis, and Zach Paez
Music and Lyrics by Matthew Patrick Davis

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Cast:
Billy Mitchell: Matthew Patrick Davis
Steve Wiebe: Jeremiah Smith
Steve's Wife: Megan Heyn
Walter Day: Davey Johnson
Brian Kuh: Jeremy Radin
Greg "The Trashman" Bond: James Ross
Mark Alpiger: Jake Regal
Steve's Son / Mario: Zach Paez

Recorded by Matthew Patrick Davis
Mixed by Brad Davis

Created at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Los Angeles

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Track Name: FunSpot!
WALTER DAY
If you wanna play games that were only built before 1985
Come to the FunSpot
It's the one spot
To set a record and to do it live!

I've never made any eye contact
With a human woman and that's a fact
But I don't give a tinker's damn
I can be who I am
at the FunSpot!

I don’t have friends, unlike my peers,
Don't smoke, do drugs, and don't drink beers
At parties they say I’m a bore
So I high score
At the FunSpot!

ALL
At the FunSpot it's the one spot!
Galaga and Centipede
You're the only friends I need!

WALTER DAY
Q*bert, you can be my wife
FunSpot you're my life
When I come home from the 'Spot
Q*bert'll have my dinner hot
And rub my calloused trackball hand
Then we'll head to bed and have sex in your nose...
Anyway.

I’m the one who referees
For my group, Twin Galaxies
I’m the grand designer
Twin Galaxies was birthed from my manginer

BRIAN KUH
Who needs love?

MARK ALPIGER
Who needs friends?

GREG BOND
Or a job?

WALTER DAY
Or a house?

ALL
When you've got
The FunSpot!

Who needs money?
Who needs cars,
Or a kid,
Or a spouse?
When you've got
The FunSpot!
And Dig Dug, Frogger, Pac-Man, Joust!

WALTER DAY
But the most impossibly difficult game to play
Is the dragon that every shining knight wants to slay
It's absolutely brutal, make no mistake
It's left a trail of corpses in its wake
It's Donkey Kong

GREG BOND
Donkey Kong is the first game to feature Mario, though his original name was Jump-Man!

ALL
Fun Fact at the Fun Spot!

MARK ALPIGER
Only one percent of gamers have ever made it past the 3rd elevator stage of Donkey Kong, making it the most difficult arcade game in history!

ALL
Fun Fact at the Fun Spot!

BRIAN KUH
Not a lot of people know this, but the ball on the end of Donkey Kong's joystick fits perfectly inside my anus!
Fun Fact at the Fun...

ALL
If you wanna play games like Space Invaders, Asteroids and Pong
Come to the FunSpot
it's the one spot
to set a record and play Donkey Kong!
FunSpot!