BRAD GUY
A pun is not for fun
A pun is serious
You hack
So I’ll "hack" you nicely:
Stop making hack puns
Go "hack" yourself to "hack" and back
A pun is not for laughter
A sound a child makes
Obscene, absurd
A pun is for a sober
Grunt of acknowledgment that
Wordplay has occurred
A pun is serious!
A pun is serious!
Like my favorite film
“2 Fast 2 F-eerious”
It’s serious
The word “wordplay” is wrong
It is “word-WORK”
And I work every wide word
I’m a "word"-worker
"Word"-working in my "word"-shop
Earning my weight in "word"
It’s a high holy practice
Crafting the Word of God
Yes, “God:” my clever little nickname for myself
The fans applaud
A pun is serious!
A pun is serious!
Like a gun in your face
Would you find that hil-eerious?
No! It’s serious!
The world is at war
That’s always been true
But now we’re at war with the word
That’s right, it’s "Word" War "Too"
MINION
Yeah, but like, not “t-w-o,” “t-o-o,” so good...
BRAD GUY
Stop explaining my puns!
Everyone leave me alone
Pun fun? I pity it
My paronomasia
Is gonna amaze-ya
Yes, “paronomasia” means “pun”
You idiot!
You are not serious
You’re nearly delirious
It’s almost too easy
I shall be vict-eerious
I’m serious!
