BRAD GUY
The Pun. A revolution of language. More important to the rise of the modern age than the wheel -- or fire. Once revered as proof of intellect, the pun, lately, has fallen out of favor.
STEVE
But luckily there’s a sacred place
The pun is glorified
PUNSTERS
Where men and women travel far and wide
To watch people saying words
That sound like other words
In front of a crowd
Screaming loud
With every pun they sling
And yes, a Pun Competition is a real thing
STEVE
The Annual
PUNSTERS
Pun-Off!
STEVE
It’s why we’re here
Not just a
PUNSTERS
One-off!
STEVE
Oh no, it happens every year
PUNSTERS
Which is the definition of annual
The Annual Pun-Off!
STEVE
Really exists
Just look it up on your phone
But not right now that would be rude
PUNSTERS
We didn’t make it up just for this story
Or an excuse to be lyric’lly masturbatory
STEVE
Though as you will soon see
It will also serve that
PUNSTERS
Purpose!
STEVE
The Annual
PUNSTERS
Pun-Off!
STEVE
Is a real thing
PUNSTERS
A thing for reals
That grown-ups do for fun
Awkward word nerds... pun!
The Pun-Off is tomorrow
Unbeknownst to a man
On the other side of the city
Who’s feeling pretty
Shitty...
