ROSY
"Obi-wanna" shut up?
"Ken-o-be" quiet?
"Look, I am not my Father!"
Bringing my Dad, Brian, up
Makes me feel heavy
But if you even "light say Br"-ian’s name
I’ll "Darth Maul" you
I know you "Are-too-durr-to"
But why don’t "Chew-
-bacca" the f*ck up
"Yo! -Duh!"
O-"Ky? ...lo-Ren?"
Yeah, your name’s Loren now
You know what Loren does?
"Wook!" "E-woks" away
"Solo"
"Ja’ binks" you can do that?
"Ja' Ja' Binks?"
You’re looking for love
in "Alderaan" places
Cross my heart, I hope "Je-di"
I’m the Emcee!
And I "See-3P-Yo" bullshit
I’m the Emcee
I am the Judge
I am the Ump
So don’t come for the Umpire
Because the "Umpire..."
Strikes Back.
